Intro: Handle It Interview: Stealth Rock Fact: What Mysterious Coincidence Links Prodigy to Pink Floyd? Song: "It's Okay (Cindy's The Hostess)" Chat: Stealing Tires Precious Roy: Lice Monkeys Calls: Loser Elvis, ATM Card, Landlord (Monkeys) Chester: Tap Dancing Tribe Rock Fact: What Strange Power Links Mariah Carey To Marine Life? Chat: Holographic Barbie Van Interview: Champs 1 on the Moon Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater Almost The End: "Rock & Roll Show"

30 min . 1998-07-14

Waking With Ruby / Song: ""Answer My Phone"" / Rock Fact: Which Female Lead Singers' Life Depends On A Rare Gem? / News: Olly Did Anita Zest / Answer to last Rock Fact *Note: Although the audio part of the answer is fine, the on-screen question says ""What Mysterious Coincidence Links Prodigy to Pink Floyd?"" / Precious Roy's Pet Piercer / Song: ""World Music"" / Calls: Counterfiter, Devil Daughter, Abe Lincoln / Chester Donut / Rock Fact: Are Rumors True That Sugar Ray Can Fly? / Hidden Passage (Lincoln Background) / Interview: Tooth Fairy / Song: ""Tooth Decay""

30 min . 1998-07-21

Intro: Déjà Vu Interview: Show Waiting (Functions of the Family) Calls: Prank Caller, Mrs. Olly (Cigarettes) Rock Fact: What sultry artist mysteriously appeared to frontline soldiers during Desert Storm? Song: "She's A Carrot" Chat: Ice Age Precious Roy: Sasquatch Feeder News: Aesop Jones (Doughnuts) Calls: Landlord (Windmill), Taster, Jealous Robot Chester: Letters (Dreams) Rock Fact: How does the Pope get his daily dose of the Beastie Boys? Chat: Secret Passageways Interview: Hitchhikers Almost The End: "Just What I Needed"

30 min . 1998-07-28

Breakfast Serial / Calls: Box, Tongue Twister / Rock Fact: What Is The Secret Link Between Baywatch & Bjork? / Song: ""Claire Danes"" / Precious Roy's Pirate Crippler / News: Cheeze Boy / Song: ""Beat Boxing"" / Star Wars Calls / Chester: Bacon In The Morning / Rock Fact: What Female Pop Singer Left 300lbs Men In Pools Of Their Own Blood? / Star Worlds / Song: ""The Star Wars Song""

30 min . 1998-08-04

We're Sifl & Olly / Interview: Grout, Rex Morgan Night Golfer / Calls: Bears Attack, Mexican Jumping Bean Bag, IRS / Rock Fact: What Strange Ritual Do The Beastie Boys Perform To Stay In Shape? / Song: "Weird Day" / Precious Roy's Insta-Jerky / News: Olly Won't Do The News / Calls: Waffles In The VCR, Im So Short, In Florida..., Needs A Scarehooker / Chester: Pegasis / Rock Fact: What Hidden Talent Does Celene Dion Hide From Her Fans? / Bad Plants / Song:"Fake Blood"

30 min . 1998-08-11

Blacklisted Nursery Rhymes / Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Cheater, Landlord (Waterslide) / Rock Fact: What Human Oddity Will Forever Link Bjork & Will Smith? / Song: "Country Boy Song" / Precious Roy's Night Vision Goggles / News: Olly Won't Do The News / Calls: D&D Wizard Has Herpes, Wart Gems, Take Me Back To Mary's House / Chester: Pet Peeve / Rock Fact: What Is Queen Latifa's Real name? / Interview: Giganticus the Elephant / Song: "Lullaby Song"

30 min . 1998-08-18

Sifl's Robot / Chester's sign, Chester clucks / Rock Fact: What Did The Band U2 Use For Power Instead of Electricty To Create Their Albums? / Interview: Battery / Robot sings "I Know What Boys Like" (Originaly by The Waitresses) / Chester's Too Sexy / Interviews Woody Wilson, Boy in the Plastic Bubble / Rock Fact: Which Singer Could Destroy The World The Easiest If He or She Was A Giant Turtle? / Precious Roy's Squirrel Zapper / Olly Does News For The Animals / Song: "Performance Art"

30 min . 1998-08-25

Interview with scanners / Rock Fact: Which Is The Only Artist To Have His or Her Face Carved Into Mt. Rushmore? / Song: "Star Pilot" / Precious Roy's Civil War Corpses / Calls: More gravy, Sifl, Olly's Mom (Olly is Slouching) / Chester Joins The Band / Rock Fact: Why Did Abba Cross The Road? / Pizza Tie / Peto & Flek (Car Fixed) / Calls: Box, Cres Dude / Chester sings "Stolen Holiday"

30 min . 1998-09-01

Pac-Man The Movie / Via Satelite to Black Hole / Rock Fact: How Did The Band Jethro Tull Get Their Name? / Song: "Convoy" (Originaly by C.W. McCall) / Precious Roy's CAT-Scan Goggles / MC Olly raps the News / Calls: Freddy (of Scooby-Doo, I'm Wasted, Yoga accident) / Chester: Gonna Do Some Gardening / Rock Fact: How Is The Band Menudo Linked To Heavy Metal? / Johnson High School Marching Band / Calls: D&D Wizard Has Herpes / Song: "Delores"

30 min . 1998-09-01

Chester's Pet Fax Machine / Rock Fact: How Did The Band Pink Floyd Get Their Name? / Song: "Oh, When I'm Dead" / Precious Roy's Chicken Flavored Air-Conditioning / News: Cheeze Boy / Calls: Cody, King Of Japan, UFO Pictures / Chester'll Take You Roller Skating / Rock Fact: What Classic Rock Bands Albums Are Extremely Important To NASA's Space Explorations? / Song: "You're off the handball team" (Orange & Blue Strobe) / Drummers that never made it into KISS / Song: "Rock Balls"

30 min . 1998-09-08

Intro: Tough To Do Every Day Interview: Dirk Steiner Calls: Landlord (Monkeys), Kinky Fork Rock Fact: What fashion designer moonlights as a frontman for a popular heavy metal band? Song: "Monkeys and Dogs and Cats and Chicks and Dudes and Trucks and Cars (and Ten-Speeds)" Chat: Mouse-Driven Pigeons Precious Roy: Home Pregnancy Test News: Thought Helmet Calls: Box, Tongue Twisters, Too Many Dares Chester: Bubbles Rock Fact: What does the Wu Tang Clan have in common with The Grateful Dead and Björk? Chat: Drink the Potion Interview: Poets Almost The End: "Beat Poet"

30 min . 1998-09-15

Bug on TV / Smoosh TV / Rock Fact: What 50's Rocker First Job Could Best Be Described Through A Tongue Twister? / Song: "World Music" / Precious Roy's Bottomless Pool / Calls: Eddie, Illume, Olly's Mom (Cigarettes) / Chester: Ice Cream Truck / Rock Fact: What Rocker Was David Copperfield's Magic Assistant? / Song: "Dude's House" / News: Weather Robot / Interview with the Sun / Chester sings Song: "Seasons In the Sun" (Originaly by Terry Jacks)

30 min . 1998-09-22

"You're off the handball team" / Interviews:Door Salesman, Tree Gynocologist, Mase Tester / Rock Fact: 'Which rocker could actually live for up to 7 week without his head? / Song: "Girl named Tina / Precious Roy All Purpose-Muzzle / News: Olly Thought Helmet (Help ME!) / Calls: Bathroom Problems, Math Test, Landlord (waterslide) / Chester: Balls Out / Rock Fact: What Would Happen If You Cooked & Ate A Jamiroquoi CD? / Interview: Clixby Decimal / Calls: Cres Dude (Sandles) / Song: "The Math Song"

30 min . 1998-09-29

Interview: Champs 1 (Crackers) / Rock Fact: What Do Bill Cosby & Female Rock Star Bjork Share In Common? / Song: "The Haunted Spaceship" / Precious Roy's Miracle Dirt / Interview: 102yr Old Centerfold, Magic Mushroom / News: Extreme Cooking (Dynamite Mac & Cheeze) / Calls: Bears Attack, Mexican Jumping Bean Bag, IRS / Chester's Language of Love / Rock Fact: Stay Tuned For A Strange But True Fact About Michael Nesmiths Mother / Sifl plays Vegas / Song: "Rock Stars"

30 min . 1998-10-06

Intro: Déjà Vu Interview: Vernon Merbyl News: Serena Dumps Sifl Rock Fact: What male singer has been in every single rock band since 1975? Song: "Crescent Fresh" Song: "Llama School" Chat: African Amusement Park Precious Roy: Mood Tooth Calls: Wilma, Jargon Scott, Enterprise Inc. Chester: Language of Love Rock Fact: What do you do if you can't think of a good rock fact for the day? Rock!: Beatboxing Interview: Peto & Flek Almost The End: ""Rock & Roll Friends"

30 min . 1998-10-13

Interview with The Orgasm & G-Spot / Rock Fact: What Rapper Has The Most Costly Hair Style In The World? / Song: "Party at Dude's House" / Precious Roy's Scare-Hooker / Calls: Juan's Lover, Aftershave Drinker / Chester Interviews an Alien / Rock Fact: What Is The Shocking Inspiration Behind Pearl Jam's Name? / Interview: 102yr Old Centerfold, Magic Mushroom / Song: "Pico to Colorado (Llama School)"

30 min . 1998-10-20

Intro: Gathering Oneself Interview: Jessica Edwards Spelling Bee 2000 Rock Fact: Which rock star was also a famous race horse? Song: "Spitter" Chat: Cinderland Precious Roy: Parrot Tranquilizers News: Serious Anchor Calls: Internet Lover, Sandals, Tapeworm Advice Rock!: "Rock Balls" Chester: Byrd Which rock star had the highest GPA in college? Chat: Wondo's Chocolate Factory Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, and Boo-Boos Almost The End: "Laser Eyes"

30 min . 1998-10-27

Interview with The Center of an Atom / Rock Fact: What Rock Band Strikes Fear In The Heart Of All Dentists? / Sifl & Olly play New Wave "Gravy For Baby" / Precious Roy's TV Diapers / Song: ""Fake Blood"" / Calls: Landlord (Monkeys), Fork, Bob Wart from Monkeyland / News: Anita Zest / Chester breaks the air-hockey table / Rock Fact: What Fact About Stevie Wonder Do Most History Books Fail To Tell You? / Olly as Pat Lacy The Inventor / Song: "Girl in the Spooky Car"

30 min . 1998-11-03

Interview with Mars / Mrs. Olly Calls (Olly is Slouching) / Rock Fact: What Canadian Rocker Unravelled The Mysteries From Within The Candy Corn? / "Sifl & Olly Rap" / Precious Roy's Edible Sandles / News: Psychic Traffic Report / Calls: St. Peter, Mayor of Transylvania, Goth Girl / Chester: Cody's Van / Rock Fact: How Are The Great Pyramids Linked To Rock & Roll? / Interview with Death / Song: "Don't Fear The Reaper"(Originaly by Blue Oyster Cult)

30 min . 1998-11-10

Cereal Salesmen / Rock Fact: Which Rapper Can Actually Lift 500X His Own Weight? / Song: "He's Up There In the Cabinet" / Calls: Eddie / Precious Roy's Ass-Lift 800 / News: Grout / Perverted calls from the public: Corn Girl, Sticky Hands, Cindy the Hooker / Chester: Fantasy Love Date / Rock Fact: Which Classic Rocker Had The Most Profound Effect On Communication? / Sex Girl / Song: "Prostitute's Laundry"

30 min . 1998-11-17